Available in S, M & L

Depicts praying mantises (not grasshoppers - correct your friends!)

Text says "Now is the time"

"Stealth" coloring makes wearer elusive to radar

Has that "new shirt" smell

Available in S, M, & L

Text says "fukuzatsu katei seizo kabushiki-gaisha" (Elaborate Process Manufacturing Corporation) in absolutely correct Japanese

Brings people together

Still some yellow Ls in stock

Available in LADIES' S, M, & L

EXTRA SEXY for today's more bootylicious female

Text says "THRILLING"

Available in S, M, & L

Expresses your badassedness in two different languages: "LISTEN TO REASON GOD DAMN IT" and "Fukuzatsu katei seizo kabushiki-gaisha" (Elaborate Process Manufacturing Corporation)

Most of shirt is breathtakingly white - same color as majestic peaks of snow-covered mountains and pure goodness

Collar and sleeves are exactly the same shade of red as one another